February 2012
when i'm happy: eats
when i'm depressed: eats
when i'm excited: eats
when i'm nervous: eats
when i'm bored: eats
when i'm lonely: eats
when feeling any feeling: eats
When you're singing a song on YouTube and the...
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itsgoodtoberiandawson:
that moment when a song basically describes your whole life
should i bring awkward fan posters to the mayday concert orr.?
datjaden:
That awkward moment when you have to remind yourself that you don’t own a character and are not allowed to get possessive over them.
darn
tabonell:
once upon a time i was about to start my homework then when i opened my bag i immediately lost interest and went back on the computer the end
when my sister saw derek sanders she said ew. hes ugly.
so i dont acknowledge her anymore.
alex gaskarth: pulls ugliest face in existence
me: yoU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO CRY
Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
i hope you fall into the ocean.
and the current leaves you helpless swimming around.
alltimeangela:
bottle of cough syrup claims to be grape flavoured
bottle of cough syrup is actually gay man’s asshole flavoured
jackstroubleinatanktop:
When I listen to kings and queens by 30 seconds to mars I cant stop laughing at the eagle part.
Idk man.
Theres something wrong with me.
iroh:
patrick what am i?
uhh…stupid?
noo i’m Texas!
what’s the difference